Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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