Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
you made out with another girl for some wings
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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