Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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