Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
