Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
