Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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