bring money and cleavage
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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