what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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