discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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