i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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