party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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