Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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