Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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