You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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