Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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