I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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