To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
The struggles of a small town man whore
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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