some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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