just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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