Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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