she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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