Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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