i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
