So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.