Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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