I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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