therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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