physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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