My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just pee around me
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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