OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
My ATM looks so different sober.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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