I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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