Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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