This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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