You're my little dorito
if only i could text you this smell
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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