Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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