Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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