fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
