woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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