She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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