ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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