I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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