I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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