Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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