so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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