We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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