why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I supernannyed him into submission
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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