I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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