it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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