hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You have to summon your inner elephant
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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