She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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