so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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