You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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