So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
you made out with another girl for some wings
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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