i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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