LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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