I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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