Bisexual people are plain selfish.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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