Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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