would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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