i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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