Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
