glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
