i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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