Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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